You hear something really funny during a
sermon and smile as loudly as you can.
It's 100 degrees with 90% humidity and you
still have coffee after the service.
The communion cabinet is accessible to all, but
the coffee cabinet is locked up tight.
You notice the Kool-Aid stocks shoot up during VBS
season.
You're watching a "Star Wars" movie and
when they say, " May the force be with you," you respond, "And also with
you."
Potluck dinners are your favorite indoor sport.
You know all the words to the first verse of
"Silent Night" in German, but can't speak a word of it.
You have an uncontrollable urge to sit in the back
of any room.
You're willing to pay up to a dollar for a church
dinner.
You sing "Stand Up, Stand Up, for Jesus"
sitting down.
You wonder if it's necessary to have a casserole
in hand in order to get into heaven.
Your last religious experience
was "Vikings 31-Packers 17, at home, in the NFC play-offs"